Meet the Dumb Things. A series of stories about everyday objects and their worries, dreams and adventures. Among the sixteen stories in this collection you will find Bernie Ballpoint who writes everything in blue. Even if his groceries contain red tomatoes or his love letters are made out of pure fire. There is Diko Doormat, who is desperately in love with Diane Doorknob and sings her serenades with pebbles and dust between his teeth, Theo Toothbrush, who lives in a bathroom where he brushes nothing but yellow teeth but who dreams about being a cowboy with a horse between his legs, or Timmy Tin Can, who hopes for war so he doesn’t get thrown away unopened.

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